Dunes, buggy's & inappropriate footwear

Haucachina desert, wow, what an enchanting and magical place. I hesitated when the owner if the hostel offered me 'bugging and sandboarding' I don't know why, the 'adventure' hormone was lost that day but deep inside something kicked me up the arse and thankfully I said yes! 4pm we strapped into the 'desert adventure' buggy and by the formula 1 style seat belts I started to wonder whether I should have worn a bra for this.

4pm was much more of a sensible time to travel through the desert, much better than the 2pm post lunch stroll I decided to take up the sand dunes in my strapless dress and Haviana flip flops, I confidently power walked it up the dune to very quickly realise how fucking hot this sand actually was. What was I thinking? But I'm quarter of the way up now and people can see me from there sunbeds at the bottom near the oasis, I can't give up now I told myself, I'm blonde and pale but I can do this!!

Two and half minutes in to the mental boost I gave myself , I gave up, and 'Bridget Jones' style slipped all the way back down to the bottom with nothing but embarrassment and burns.

I was safe inside the buggy, strapped in and ready for a nice little drive. I should of known by looking at the transformer style truck that this was going to be bumpy and fast. It was. Ripping through the sand dunes was exhilarating, some parts we were practically vertical driving up the side of the sandy mountains, it was, I knew going to be an experience I would never forget. As we stopped to sand board down the side of a dune I knew I'd have to be brave, this looked scary. We climbed the rest if the way the buggy couldn't make and we were standing at the top now, the sun on my back not a cloud in the sky, I was going to conquer this bloody dune and love it. There were 3 ways which you could board, on your feet (much like snow boarding) on your bum (like a sledge) or on your tummy (like a wimp) I went for the safe option, tummy.

I was like a bird! Free and alone, in that moment I felt amazing. 3 more times we 'rode' the dunes, in between each stop we sped through the desert faster than before. At 5.30pm was sunset, we pulled up at what seemed like a pathway leading straight to the sun. We sat and watched, each person on the buggy separating themselves from each other to be alone in their thoughts, couples wrapping their arms round each other, it was beautiful the sun sank as quick as that, but watching it was better than any film I'd ever seen.

Plunged in to darkness and winter it felt as nighttime is a cold, cold time in the desert, we quickly revved up, strapped up and sped back to our hostel where I treated myself to a stiff Pisco Sour and apologised to my un-scaffolded chest for that unforeseen roller coaster ride.

Back tomorrow I think, a day in the sunshine and up sticks back to Lima. I have to get a job, and I have to find a decent place to stay......

Midnight at the oasis - Photos

Midnight at the Oasis

Lima is big. Think big, then think really really big - no bigger than that.... 700km across. I haven't walked across it yet obviously, my Peruvian hero Samoel told me and that's better than google as far as I'm concerned.


Lima is cold. It's winter. I already knew it was winter but I imagined a pashmina over the shoulders type winter not, having to borrow alpaca goods to sleep at night type winter! As us Brits know, the 'summer' we had was as about as exciting as diarrhoea so you can imagine I was salivating at the bit to get my whiter than white skin out in the afternoon winter sun and work my way up to South American turbo charged spring summer. But no, it's cold and I am shamefully letting it get me down a tad. After day 4 I started to actively seek sunnier climes to pull myself out of the temporary disappointment I'd let myself slip in to. 'Haucichina' another Peruvian told me over a rather delicious lamb and rice dish I enjoyed at the Lima Cricket Club, it's in the middle of the desert, an oasis he tells me. Less than 1 minute later I'm all over it on google, images, weather, bus times - I'm booked, I'm in, I'm going.


But back to Lima. My Peruvian hero Samoel a.k.a Indiana Jones knows everything about Lima, which only makes me more confused. No one walks in Lima apparently, it's just not the done thing, but when I decide to take a walk to desperately get my bearings (I still haven't) I get about a taxi per 30 seconds stopping next to me and hooting there horn because 'no one walks in Lima' and taxis assume you need one. BUT when my Indiana Jones hails a cab he chooses them so carefully, waving some on and dismissing others, they all look exactly the same but he tells me that some are just so dodgy and will rip you off as soon as look at you. I feel like tortoise retracting back in my shell as hailing the cab is more difficult than communicating with them, I'm in and out of taxis like a fairground ride looking for 1 that might speak just a small amount of English. One things for sure, I'll be learning Spainish much sooner than I first thought, Monday infact. I can't bare the 'you fucking stupid British girl' looks any longer, this isn't marbs, this isn't Barcelona and this definitely isn't Ali Cante, if you don't speak Spanish you don't get served - love. 


'Do you want sugar with that?' no I bloody don't want sugar with that and you can take out the 3 sugars you assume I wanted when I ordered this coffee. Jeeeewiz they like sugar here, everything even the local beer is packed full of it. No wonder the women here have a rubber ring round there middle. I laugh when I see old people sitting in the street just scoffing cake, it's like afternoon tea but without the tea or the sandwiches. 


My next plan of action is finding a room for myself 180$ per month can't be bad in the best part of town Miraflores, and then getting a job. One of my biggest jaw droppers were the amount of schools here, wow. There must be a school on every street, I don't know where all the children come from but lucky me, I'm in jackpot city when it come to my chosen profession. I'm keen to start working so I can establish a routine and some friends to open up my social circle. 

But here I am in Huacachina (left), slightly burnt sitting on my 15$ a night rooms veranda writing to you and feeling great that the future is still unknown. Whatever lows will come highs and I'm positive about my adventure, proud every day that I've made the move. 



With my guardian angel on my bag (thanks Sarah) I know my jigsaw will come together:

Sand boarding tomorrow.......... And with that I'm sure another blog.

Vx

Hello Lima, my name is Victoria

Well here I am - Lima. What a ride it was, 4 flights in 24 hours is quite interesting, first on the skin and secondly for the positions you're willing to sleep in - dignity has been left at passport control as I've got my legs open, mouth open half dribbling with a scarf wrapped round my head, orange ear plugs in with a G&T resting in my palm. Long haul isn't in Vogue - fact.


Heathrow T1 was great, you don't need me to tell you, Pret a manger - great. Swarovski - great. Mac - great. French connection - brilliant. Little did I know my short peruse at heathrow was as good as it was going to get in the next 24 hours.......


I arrive in Frankfurt all smug as I'd slept the whole 1 hour it took to get there, armed with my 'Victoria' pillow (thanks Em) I look at my schedule, 'lovely' I think to myself 2 whole hours until my next take off, I might do some shopping, get some breakfast, find a wifi spot maybe. Then it dawned on me as we encountered a stupidly slow disembark, NO Victoria, the schedule is in LOCAL time, you have 1 hour NOT 2! Shit. 1 hour to get off this Airbus 320, get through passport control, switch terminals, go through the liquid crazy security checks, AND check in for my flight. So, I do what only can be described as military style ducking, diving, and weaving through the crowds at Frankfurt International to get to my flight to Suan Juan. Pheeeeew. The que for the passport checks at pre-board  are massive, I've got time to wipe the beads of sweat from my forehead, drink some water and if I'm lucky maybe even fit a wee in (I'm desperate.) after having quite an interesting chat about Berlin with the lady in front (not managing to fit in the wee) we realise how ridiculous this que is, why is it taking so long!!? Well In keeping with usual standards at airports - no one, apart from the people at the front knew what the hell was going on.


Finally we (me and Berlin lady) got closer, we realised some serious shit was going down. People were being moved ques, and worse, being told they couldn't board. My heart started to pump quite hard now and I'm trying to remember if Ive broken the law in the last 2 years. My passport gets checked, I get moved ques. Oh no.


Once I finally get to the front of that que I quickly realise a cleavage and a smile will not help me at all. The lady checking my passport looks fierce, she looks like J-lo when she try's to be 'Jenny from the block' - J-Lo asks me if I have an 'Esta', Esta? I reply. She replys in her 'from the block' tone, 'yes the visa in which you're are required to have to enter the United States Of America' I'm clutching my Victoria pillow and put my best 'please don't hate me' voice on and reply 'I'm only in transit, I'm not even leaving the airport.' she tells me it doesn't matter, and I must leave the airport, visit the Visa desk, acquire a visa, and come back. The plane leaves in 20 minutes. Double fuck. J-lo tells me the plane will not wait.


Well. I was like Mo farah, I ran my little socks off, I tuned on the water works which must of saved me about 30 minutes at each security point. By the way, I had to do all the ridiculous liquid checks again plus I STILL NEEDED A WEE.


Honestly, it was awful. I've never wanted someone to help me quite so much as I did right in that moment.


I was convinced I wasn't going to make it. Stupid visa people charged me $60 for this torture, once I acquired this ridiculous piece if paper, water works went back on and I Usuain Bolted back to the flight. I made it. Phew. Massive, massive Phew.


I was on the flight, I got to the door and one of the last passengers to board and I ask the tanned man, can I use the loo? He replied 'is it desperate?' I nearly punched him.


As I took my seat, I thought, blimey this is a bit of alright, I couldn't work out if I was really really happy to be here or was this...... Hang on..... I'VE BEEN UPGRADED! Oh me oh my I'm in Premium Economy AND I'm in the middle 3 seats alone! If those doors shut and I have these three seats on the longest leg of this trip my faith will be restored and I'll kiss this ridiculous Esta and forget all about it. 'Boarding completed' the cabin crew announce YEEEEESSSS! Spread out, G&T, 50 Shades of Gray - lovely.


We're at 35,000 ft and I'm having a lovely time. Then Berlin woman approaches me, 'I've got the worst seat, it doesn't even recline and I've got back problems' I'm thinking, do I or don't I offer Berlin lady a seat. I've known her for 5 minutes, we had a brief chat about Berlin, I was happy for the company in the queue but right now, I want to be alone. Then I here myself say, oh come and sit here your more than welcome (DAM YOU Tripp!) My 3 seat upgrade dream was short lived as we talked about Berlin and her 3 children, 2 of them look like her, 1 doesn't (joy.)


San Juan. 3 hours until next flight. Yes, loads of time, recline, wifi maybe and little walk around this half decent airport. We all expected the long queue as it was 'The Untied States Of America'  (said in a loud obnoxious way) I had my Esta, I had some sleep, bring it on San Juan. Halfway through the ridiculous passport control queue the little man comes out from his box, armed with a baton and a gun (really!?) he announces 'Ladies and Gentlemen, you will need to collect your luggage from baggage reclaim and re-check it for your connecting flights, whatever your airline told you about your luggage going to your final destination they were lying'  ok, that's ok that's do-able, 46kg of luggage to wheel but that fine, maybe I'll have to put my Victoria pillow away I'm not sure I can carry that as well. I'm at the conveyabelt, people come, people leave, people come, people leave, the conveyabelt stops. My bags are not there. Shit..... Drama round 2 as I cry my way through this stopover also. What an emotional roller coaster but the ever-so-helpful man tells me I can make my claim in Lima as that is my final destination. 'Relax' I say to myself, worst things have happened. You're not dead, you're not hurt, and you're on the way to Peru. 


The next two legs were fairly pain free, 'me-time' and 'wifi-time' between flights was just a dream I had, I spent each connection running my arse off. 


When I finally got to Lima with one hugely bloated tummy, my Victoria pillow and a fresh set of clothes I made my baggage claim to the 'couldn't-give-a-flying-fuck-about your-bags-man' helped me as much as you would expect for 1am local time. 


I was through in to arrivals where I'd hope all my adventures would come true, I swallowed my tears of pride for myself walked through the doors and felt the warm breeze on my skin. Hello Lima, my name is Victoria.